keah:

i think i want a picture of pudge with the peanut butter sandwich in his mouth from lilo and stitch as a tattoo

I just got a notification that someone liked this and yes, indeed, I now have that tattoo of Pudge and have had it for two years lmao

I’m so wildly disturbed by the fact that a guy I’m talking to again (we stopped talking for a minute) apparently lives so close to me that it’s??? Probably within my neighborhood? On Tinder it says he’s less than a mile away, and on POF (yes I have all the dating apps. I love to torture myself) it says he’s .5 miles away. Next it’s gonna say a foot away and I’m gonna turn around in bed and he’s gonna be there and I’ll probably be dead

ambxrheard:

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

Might be going on my second date with a guy on Friday to go get tattoos because like why not